Coming soon After curfew

Edamame Studios — upcoming slot

Pension Punks

Two pensioners who cancelled their retirement. A slot caught between the hospital corridor and the graffiti wall — loud, filthy and with very little respect for the house rules.

Studio Edamame Studios Status In production Release to be announced

The cast

The punks

Every reel is spun by someone who really ought to know better. Two of them have already broken out of the home.

House rules

Seven rules. None of them made it.

Still screwed to the wall by the front door, for the record.

  1. No drugs Blood pressure pills don't count
  2. No alcohol Sherry is medicine
  3. No fighting Bingo disputes only
  4. No vandalism Too late
  5. Respect staff Only the night nurse
  6. Be kind On Tuesdays
  7. Curfew 10 pm That is when it starts

The game

What we know so far

Title
Pension Punks
Studio
Edamame Studios
RTP
to be announced
Max win
to be announced
Volatility
High · 4 / 5
Feature
Bonus Buy

Final numbers land with the release. Anything still open here simply has not been locked in yet.

Volatility

Patience, then chaos

Four out of five on the volatility scale. Long quiet stretches broken by loud ones — the swings here are wide, and they go both ways.

High 4 of 5

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